Gary Coleman

Scientists say because of global warming
they expect the world's oceans to rise four
and a half feet.
The scientists say this can mean only one thing -
Gary Coleman is going to drown.

Recession & Depression

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job:
it's a depression when you lose yours.

Barack Obama

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white
voters in America. White voters
who'll think he's Tiger Woods.